Comic #4628: apes

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Panel 1:

• Green Alien: "I’m sorry. We can’t make humans part of the League of Sapient Species. You’re inherently violent."
• Human: "That’s not true!"
• Green Alien: "Then explain the whole Hitler thing."

Panel 2:

• Human: "Hitler was a particular, unusually bad man! Sure, history is replete with people like him, but they’ve become rarer over time as humanity has improved itself!"

Panel 3:

• Human: "I mean the thing where you all want to travel back in time to kill him."
• Green Alien: "Yeah. That’s true. So what?"

Panel 4:

• Green Alien: "How come nobody ever wants to time travel to give his mother a headache on the day he was conceived?"

Panel 5:

• Human (thinking): "You’re thinking of killing me, aren’t you?"
• Green Alien: "A little, yeah."