Comic #3304: 2014-06-04
Description
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Panel 1:
- A close-up of a kid with short hair. He looks inquisitive.
- Text: “HEY KID. WANNA GET IN MY VAN AND AFFIRM THE CONSEQUENT?”
Panel 2:
- The kid looks puzzled.
- Text: “WHAT’S THAT?”
Panel 3:
- A man with a mischievous smile is sitting in the driver's seat of a van. He has curly hair and a beard.
- Text: “IT'S WHEN THE TRUTH OF A IMPLIES THE TRUTH OF B, SO YOU ASSUME THE TRUTH OF B IMPLIES THE TRUTH OF A.”
Panel 4:
- The kid appears defensive.
- Text: "MY PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR WARNED ME ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU!"
Panel 5:
- The man grins confidently.
- Text: “IF I'M A NICE PERSON, HE'D HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT ME. SINCE HE TOLD YOU ABOUT ME, I MUST BE A NICE PERSON.”
Panel 6:
- The kid is somewhat surprised, contemplating the man's logic.
- Text: “THAT'S A GOOD POINT.”
Panel 7:
- The kid leans forward, engaging in conversation.
- Text: “SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING, MISTER?”
Panel 8:
- The man has an unsettling smile, holding the steering wheel.
- Text: “BACK TO MY HOUSE, TO MAKE YOU BE AN ANTI-VACCINATION PUNDIT.”
Panel 9:
- The kid looks horrified, tears in his eyes.
- Text: “NOOOOOO!”
This description provides context for each panel and transcribes the dialogue accurately.