Comic #3422: 2014-09-30
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Panel 2:
- A woman who has finally come to terms with the fact that she's never found physically attractive.
Panel 3:
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- I don't know.
- Because it was that or be eaten up by shame at her shallowness.
Panel 4:
- What did one snowman say to the other?
- Don't you carrot all about our children?
Panel 5:
- I'm trying to lighten this divorce with humor, Jon?
- Can we at least acknowledge my pun?