Comic #5047: adulting
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character with curly hair and a big smile says: "Now that I’m an adult with my own place, I can do all the stuff my parents told me not to!"
Panel 2:
- The same character is lying in bed with a slice of bread in hand.
- She says: "I can eat in bed!"
- The character has a surprised expression: "Huh. There are crumbs everywhere. It’s really uncomfortable."
Panel 3:
- The character is now dressed casually, with a determined look: "I’m gonna go outside in the cold without any layers!"
Panel 4:
- Outside, in the snow, she appears cold and surprised: "Christ it’s freezing."
Panel 5:
- Back inside, she looks cheerfully defiant: "Well, I can eat eight sleeves of Oreos for dinner!"
Panel 6:
- She is holding an Oreo package with a satisfied expression.
- A thought bubble indicates her darker thoughts: "The only reason I’m not dead is that death finds me too repulsive to visit."
Panel 7:
- She looks at her phone with determination: "I’m gonna call Mom."
Panel 8:
- A scene shifts to an elderly woman in a chair, who responds cheerily: "Hi, sweetie!"
Panel 9:
- Close up on the main character, frustrated: "Why the fuck didn’t you let me do fun stuff when I was young enough to enjoy it!"
Panel 10:
- The elderly woman looks mischievous: "Checkmate, bitch."
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