Comic #2311: 2011-09-11
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "SIR! HOW COME ALL THE FEMALES IN YOUR ESTABLISHMENT HAVE THE SAME PHENOTYPE?!?"
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "BECAUSE IT'S A PHENOTYPE MALES FIND TO REPRESENT YOUTH AND FECUNDITY!"
Panel 3:
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Character 1: "YOUTH AND FECUNDITY NEED NOT BE THE PRIMARY METRICS FOR ESTIMATING FEMALE SOCIAL VALUE!"
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Character 2: "WHY… I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT MY METRIC ANALYSIS WAS JUST ONE OF MANY."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "HEY, IT'S OKAY, YOU'RE LEARNING."
Panel 5:
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Character 1: "AND THAT'S HOW I'LL SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS."
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Character 2: "I THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN ACADEMIA TOO LONG."
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "HM? WHY?"
Panel 7:
- Later…
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Character 1: "WHAT'S A PHENOTYPE?"
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Character 1: "I MEAN… HOW COME… HOW COME ALL YOUR WAITRESSES HAVE BOOBS THIS BIG?"
- Character 2: "BECAUSE WE COULDN'T FIND BIGGER."
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