Comic #3226: 2014-03-18

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Panel 1

• Character 1: “I can accept that you broke up with me, but I just want closure! I want a reason!”

Panel 2

• Character 2: “I think we just sort of drifted apart, you know?”

Panel 3

• Character 1: “That’s not a reason.”

Panel 4

• Character 2: “You’re vain, boring, shallow, cruel, materialistic, petty, jealous, spiteful, and you show no inclination to change.”

Panel 5

• Character 1: “I mean I think we just sort of drifted apart, you know?”

Panel 6

• Character 2: “I totally understand.”