Comic #4308: teleporter-problems-2

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the text in the comic:

Character 1: "Actually, from a philosophical perspective, I'm not the Captain Kirk from yesterday. When I stepped into that teleporter, the 'me' from before was destroyed. The man talking to you now was 'born' yesterday afternoon."

Caption: "Captain Kirk failed to get out of his paternity suit."