Comic #280: 2005-10-21

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Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW - IF I DIE, I WANT YOU TO EAT MY CORPSE."

Panel 2: "TAKE MY FLESH THAT YOU MAY LIVE!"

Caption at the bottom: "Mr. Thompson just really wasn’t cut out to teach first grade math."