Comic #5960: stash

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Title: KNOW YOUR OFFENSIVE MUSTACHES

1st Panel:

• Label: THE HITLER:
• Character Dialogue: (Image of a character with a small mustache)

2nd Panel:

• Label: THE DOUBLE HITLER:
• Character Dialogue: (Image of a character with a larger mustache)

3rd Panel:

• Label: THE BILATERAL HITLER:
• Character Dialogue: BUT THESE ARE JUST SIDEBURNS.

4th Panel:

• Label: THE CHIN-HITLER:
• Character Dialogue: IT’S A SOUL PATCH! MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES IT!

5th Panel:

• Label: THE 50 HITLERS:
• Character Dialogue: I JUST HAVEN'T SHAVED! IT'S NOT A STATEMENT!