Comic #3865: why-has-no-one-invented-this

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Title: WHY HAS NO ONE MADE THIS?

Step 1: 3D SCAN YOUR FACE WHILE YELLING.
(An illustrated character with red hair is yelling into a scanner.)

Step 2: 3D PRINT TINY VERSION OF OWN HEAD.
(The character examines a small version of her head.)

Step 3: ATTACH TO MOUTHGUARD WITH HINGE.
(A character is attaching the tiny head to a mouthguard.)

Step 4: GO ON DATE WITH NEW PERSON.
(A man says to the character, “YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR.” The character looks pleased.)

Step 5: EXECUTE “THE ALIEN.”
(The character yells "SKRAAAAM!" while showing her mouthguard with the tiny head.)

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