Comic #4648: insults
Description
Here’s a detailed description of the comic:
Panel 1: A man, looking slightly overweight and bald, is standing in front of a woman. He is holding a novelty bathroom scale. The woman has brown hair and a cheerful expression. She is looking at the man with excitement.
Text: The man says: "Honey, I got you this novelty scale. When you stand on it, it shouts insults."
Panel 2: The woman excitedly responds, "Ha! Lemme try it!" The man is looking at her with a smile.
Panel 3: The scene shows the scale in the foreground with the man stepping onto it and the woman off to the side watching.
Text on Scale: "Your most productive years are over and you've done nothing."
Panel 4: The man, looking surprised, says, "I thought it was gonna do fat jokes."
Text from Scale: "Your children will love, but never respect you."
The comic uses humor centered on self-deprecation and relationships, presenting a light-hearted take on self-image and expectations.