Comic #4975: hiring

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Panel 1: Person on the left: "AT THIS COMPANY, NORMAL HIRING PROCEDURES DON’T APPLY."

Person on the right: "WE ONLY WANT GENIUSES. SO, WE ASK PUZZLES AND JUDGE HOW WELL YOU SOLVE THEM."

Panel 2: Person on the left (thinking): "QUICK! ESTIMATE HOW MANY EMPLOYEES WE HAVE!"

Panel 3: Person on the right: "GIVEN THAT OTHER COMPANIES USE EMPIRICALLY VALIDATED NON-ANNOYING HIRING PROTOCOLS, AND THAT ENGINEERS HAVE LOTS OF OPTIONS, I’D ESTIMATE YOUR COMPANY HAS EXACTLY ONE EMPLOYEE."

Panel 4: Person on the left: "PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME."