Comic #4974: augmented-2

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Description

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Panel 1:

• A character with curly red hair and glasses is sitting on a red booth, looking surprised.
• Another character, a celebrity with blonde hair, sunglasses, and a gray outfit, gestures dismissively while saying, “Sorry, no autographs. I'm just trying to get some dinner.”

Panel 2:

• The red-haired character leans in, saying, “I can help you! I'm concerned about your privacy!”
• The celebrity looks confused and replies, “What?”

Panel 3:

• The red-haired character enthusiastically explains, “You know how people are always trying to get a peek at celebrity nipples?”

Panel 4:

• The celebrity appears annoyed and responds, “I created this augmented reality headset. It uses lidar, skin tone, age, and genetic information from a celebrity gene database to generate a simulated projection of your boobs in real time!”

Panel 5:

• The red-haired character, now wearing the headset, states, “I get to see EVERYTHING. Everything, right down to the sweat glands! And you get 100% complete privacy. BAM! Technology saves the day again!”

Panel 6:

• The celebrity, looking agitated, shouts, “Take those off NOW!”
• The red-haired character, still wearing the headset, defensively says, “You have no right to my body!”

This comic conveys humor through exaggerated technology and commentary on privacy and celebrity culture.