Comic #3096: 2013-11-08

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You can tell the body was poorly designed by evolution. I mean, who puts sanitation next to recreation?

CHARLES DARWIN!

DAMMIT!

Where else is it gonna go? AHH!

You wanna pop out of your hands next time you're trying to throw a spear?! Or maybe you'd like to push weird sounds out of your feet while running from a predator?!

NO.

Then you want it on your upper torso? You want to have to pump digested food up an extra ten centimeters just so you can have an OPEN HOLE into your body cavity?!

N-NO.

Then where ya gonna put it?! Huh?! Where are you gonna run a huge extra tube through an exposed part of your body just to avoid having your poopy near your weewee?! Huh?!

I don't know! I don't know!

Natural selection is a tinkerer, not an idiot!

I'M SORRY!

GOOD.

Hey, can I ask you some questions about finches?

Sorry, I have to go yell at a guy about male nipples.

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