Comic #5706: flood

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Panel 1:
Top text: "DEAR GOD, DID THE FLOOD KILL ANY BABIES?"
Bottom text: "LOOK, BABIES ARE BASTARDS. THEY SCREAM ALL NIGHT. THEY CRAP THEIR PANTS. THEY WOULD KILL YOU FOR A COOKIE. IT'S A NO-BRAINER."

Panel 2:
Character 1: "HO YEAH!"
Character 2: "THAT'S NOT WHERE I SAW YOU GOING WITH THAT."

Panel 3:
Character 1: "HUMANS ARE BAD AND I LIKE WHEN THEY SUFFER."
Character 2: "THEN WHY'D YOU MAKE US?"

Panel 4:
Character 1: "DOES WATCHING REALITY TV MAKE YOU HAPPY?"
Character 2: "NO."
Character 1: "BUT YOU WATCH IT."
Character 2: "YES."

Panel 5:
Character 1: "YOU ARE MADE IN MY IMAGE."
Bottom text: "AW HELL."