Comic #6908: existence-2

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Character 1: "WELL, IF HE DOES EXIST, maybe it wouldn't be so great? I've heard he emits webbing from his nipples, traps elves in cocoons, and slowly exsanguinates them. THAT'S IF he exists."

Narration: "Gently, we eased Emma toward the truth about Santa."