Comic #311: 2005-11-21

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Since I cannot determine the true mother, I shall cut the baby in two, and give each mother half."

Panel 2: Character 2: "That's fine!" Character 3: "No! Don't!"

Panel 3: Character 1: "Aha! Clearly you are the true mother."

Caption at the bottom: "You may have the bigger half."