Comic #4475: rain

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Here is the transcription of the comic text, presented in a detailed and organized manner:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHY DOES IT RAIN?"
• Character 2: "BECAUSE GOD IS CRYING."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "SO WHENEVER GOD STOPS CRYING, THERE'S A DROUGHT?"
• Character 2: "HM. I… WELL…"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO DO EVIL THINGS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, THEN CONTEXTUALIZE THEM AS A WAY OF HELPING HARDWORKING FARMERS."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A CAREER IN PHILOSOPHY OF LOGIC?"
• Character 1: "I WAS THINKING OF GOING INTO POLITICS."

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