Comic #2659: 2012-08-27

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Panel 1: Person: "God, I wish I didn't have a penis to make me do stupid things."

Panel 2: Brain: "Really? Really? Are we going to trot out that old line? Blame the penis! I’m the most rational part of you!"

Panel 3: Person: "Go ahead! Ask Brain what it wants to do for the next ten years!"

Panel 4: Brain: "Video games. Maybe eat. Eat cookie dough."

Panel 5: Brain: "Of course it does. That’s why I discipline you. You are constantly vigilant for sex. You’re welcome. You practice sex once a day and twice a day on weekends. You’re welcome."

Panel 6: Brain: "I convince Brain to simulate thousands of sexual circumstances, each less likely than the last, so you’re prepared to copulate under any conditions."

Panel 7: Brain: "Your having any hope of extending your genes beyond the tiny blip of time in which you exist is due entirely to my training and influence."

Panel 8: Brain: "But hey. Penis is the irrational one. It’s penis’s fault! You!"

Panel 9: Person: "You better report in early tomorrow!"

Panel 10: Caption: "Cookie dough."

This transcription captures the dialogue and captions as presented in the comic.