Comic #3359: 2014-07-29

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Panel 1:
Queen: Mirror mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Mirror: You, my queen! You!

Panel 2:
Mirror: According to one interpretation, anyway.

Panel 3:
Mirror: See, most mirrors would just do a straight average of preferences on a scale from 0 to 100 of all people in the kingdom. Under that rubric, you’re barely top quintile.

Panel 4:
Mirror: But, if we weight the average so that people with strong preferences count more, you really benefit from the surprisingly large community of septuagenarian fetishists.

Panel 5:
Queen: I’m 64.
Mirror: Hey, work what you got.

Panel 6:
Mirror: Anyway, my point is this: perverts and the root mean square make you the fairest anywhere.

Panel 7:
Queen: The data doesn’t speak for itself!

Panel 8:
The mirror appears angry and is broken.
Mirror:

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