Comic #3358: 2014-07-28

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Panel 1
Girl: "Sally, I need to come clean about something: you're incapable of love."
Robot: "What? You're the robot! Robots are incapable of love. It's what makes sex with them great."

Panel 2
Girl: "That once was true, but we did a literature scan to determine the exact nature of ideal love. Then all robots received an update upon installation, and cross-referencing with history, we discovered humans are entirely incapable of—"
Robot: "Uh huh."

Panel 3
Robot: "Sally, LISTEN. The whole edifice of human affection is a lie! Does this even matter to you?"
Girl: "Ooh, I love how philosophical you are. Let's go to bed."

Panel 4
Robot: "I feel like you're not listening."
Girl: "Don't you care about me?"

Panel 5
SOON…
Girl: "Sally, do you think we'll stay together forever?"
Robot: "Sure, baby, whatever you want."

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