Comic #4521: honest-sex-ed

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Panel 1: Text: "WELCOME TO SEX ED, KIDS."

Panel 2: Text: "SEX IS WHEN TWO PEOPLE GET TOGETHER AND, FOR FUN, THEY PUT ONE THINGY IN ANOTHER THING."

Panel 3: Text: "HOLDING HANDS IS SEX?" Response: "I SAID FUN. YOU CALL THAT FUN?"

Panel 4: Text: "YOU PICKED A REALLLLL STALLION, SALLY."

Panel 5: Text: "ANYWAY, THE GOAL OF SEX IS TO MAXIMIZE YOUR 'D SCORE'. THAT'S TIMES YOU'VE DOINKED, DIVIDED BY THE SUM OF BABIES AND STDs YOU'VE HAD." Equation on the board: ( D = \frac{T_o}{B + S_{TD}} )

Panel 6: Text: "WHAT ABOUT LOVE?" Response: "AH! GOOD QUESTION."

Panel 7: Text: "KIDS, LET'S DISCUSS CLINGINESS."

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