Comic #4697: quack

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Here is the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! I’M A DUCK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
• Character 2: "QUACK! QUACK QUA— Oh my God. Cardinal Piacenza. How long have you been there?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "But a moment, your holiness. Cardinal, let us agree to never speak of this, and let us agree that a sideways mitre resembles a duck’s bill."
• Character 1: "Yes, your holiness."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "This celibacy thing really gets to you after a while, am I right?"
• Character 2: "Please remember to lock your door, your holiness."