Comic #4369: dungeon-classes

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT, AS WE GET DEEPER INTO ANY DUNGEON, THERE ARE FEWER CREATURES TO KILL, BUT THEY’RE MUCH MORE POWERFUL?"
• Character 2: "YEAH. SO?"

Panel 2:

• Character 3: "I JUST… DOESN'T THAT SUGGEST TO YOU THAT THERE’S A CLASS STRUCTURE AT WORK HERE?"
• Character 1: "LIKE, WHAT IF THE GOBLINS DOWN HERE ARE ONLY EASY TO KILL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO ARMOR, SWORDS, SPELLS… THE 'MEANS OF DESTRUCTION' IF YOU WILL?"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "MAYBE, BUT LIKE… WE'RE PLANNING TO KILL LITERALLY EVERYONE ANYWAY."
• Character 2: "YEAH, BUT NOT IN A CLASSIST WAY!"

Panel 4:

• Character 3: "WELL, IF WE'RE GOING IN THAT DIRECTION, THEY'RE ALSO A DIFFERENT RACE, CULTURE, PROBABLY WITH UNIQUE GENDER NOTIONS…"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "OKAY PAUSE. NO. THERE IS NO FIELD OF SOCIOLOGY IN THE REALM OF ALTARGAX!"
• Character 2: "MAY I ROLL TO UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN CONDITION?"

Panel 6:

• Character 4: "YOU MAY NOT."

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