Comic #4718: magic

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Here’s the text from the comic transcribed accurately:

Panel 1:

• Top left: "WE DECIDED TO LET OUR KIDS BELIEVE IN MAGICAL THINGS."
• Bottom left: "Sincerely, The Tooth Fairy"

Panel 2:

• "IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE SENTIMENTAL PEOPLE."
• The kids are excited: "YAYYY!"

Panel 3:

• "IT'S BECAUSE, ONE DAY, ONE OF THEM WILL BE ABOUT TO BEAT ME AT A VIDEO GAME."
• Kid: "DID THEY EVEN HAVE VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU WERE A KID?"

Panel 4:

• "AND BY GOD, I WILL NOT GO DOWN GENTLY."
• "THERE IS NO SANTA, THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY, AND IF AN EGG COMES OUT OF A BUNNY IT'S BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!"