Comic #7158: bingo

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Panel 1: Person 1: "OH MY GOD!" Person 2: "WHAT?" Person 1: "WITH AI I CAN INSTANTLY GENERATE A BINGO CARD FOR ANY EVENT!"

Panel 2: Person 3: "I NO LONGER LOVE YOU. I’M NOT CERTAIN I EVER DID." Person 4: "Bingo."

Panel 3: Narrator: "AFTER WHICH…" Person 5: "DAD WAS TAKEN FROM US MUCH TOO SOON." Person 6: "BINGO!"

Panel 4: Narrator: "SUBSEQUENTLY…" Doctor: "SALLY, YOU HAVE WEEKS, MAYBE MONTHS TO LIVE." Sally: "WHAT ABOUT PAIN? WILL YOU DO YOUR BEST AT PAIN MANAGEMENT?" Doctor: "YES." Sally: "BINGO!"

Panel 5: Narrator: "AND SO…" Tombstone: "HERE LIES SALLY" Text on the ground: "SOMEONE LEFT FLOWERS HERE"