Comic #6141: lions

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "AAAH! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY LIONS!"
• Character 2: "NO WE AREN'T, BRAIN, I'M JUST STRESSED OUT DUE TO SOME SCHEDULING STUFF AT WORK."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "WRONG! THERE IS NO WAY OUR HEART RATE WOULD BE THIS HIGH JUST BECAUSE YOU DOUBLE-BOOKED A 10AM APPOINTMENT. THERE MUST BE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT!"
• Character 1: "NO! STOP!"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "IT IS LIONS! LIONS BY GOD! MUSCLES! HORMONES! GIDDY UP!"
• Character 1: "FOR GOD'S SAKE."

Panel 4:

• Caption: "30 MINUTES LATER…"
• Character 1: "I HATE HOW GREAT JOGGING MAKES ME FEEL."
• Character 2: "I THINK WE'VE OUTRUN THEM! I THINK WE ARE SAFE!"

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