Comic #994: 2007-12-25

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Description

Comic Description:

Panel 1:

• The scene shows a cheerful figure with long hair and a halo, standing next to a decorated Christmas tree.
• He is speaking to two children: one boy on the left wearing a green and red checkered shirt, and a girl on the right wearing a pink shirt.
• The figure says: "HEY, KIDS! I TOOK OVER FOR SANTA THIS YEAR! AND GUESS WHAT? INSTEAD OF TOYS, I BRING YOU A THREE-HOUR LECTURE ON TOGETHERNESS WITH MULTIPLE BIBLE CITATIONS!"

Panel 2:

• A speech bubble from one of the children (possibly the boy) is displayed below, reading: "WHERE’S MY F**KING FIRE ENGINE?"

The comic blends humor and a twist on holiday expectations.