Comic #6501: bad-code

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Good news Mister Jenkins! You know how you have a suite of mental pathologies?"
• Character 2: "Yup."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "We have taken all the things you've ever said and fed them to an A.I. It now reproduces all of your problems in its behavior."
• Character 1 (continues): "Now, rather than a costly and inconclusive brain scan, we just need to search the A.I.'s code for the faulty connections. We then find the analogous issues in your brain and fix them!"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "Hmm."
• A note from the A.I.: "If anxious, bottle up, deflect with cliché statement."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "You don't know me."