Comic #1070: 2008-03-10

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Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:

Top Speech Bubble (from the character on the left):
"MY LEGS… OH GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

Top Speech Bubble (from the character on the right):
"BE AT EASE, MY FRIEND… DEATH WILL SOON BE UPON YOU."

Bottom Text:
"It was the greatest wedgie of all time."