Comic #3772: drone

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Panel 1
Character 1: I think your hair smells nice, Charlotte.
Character 2: Oh, Bobby th… what the?!

Panel 2
Character 3: Mom! I told you! You can't use the autonomous flying drone to chaperone my dates!
Drone: This tactical chaperone unit only acquires position and temperature metadata. According to our legal counsel, it does not violate your right of privacy.

Panel 3
Character 3: It's not even about that! If I see a giant eye behind me all day long, it shows a total lack of trust in me and my ability to make good decisions about my own life!

Panel 4
Character 4: She raises a good point.
Character 5: I'll accelerate the stealth program.

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