Comic #3145: 2013-12-27

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "DAD, HOW DO I KNOW IF A GIRL REALLY LIKES ME OR JUST WANTS ME FOR MY BODY?"
• Character 2: "LIKE ANY OTHER BINARY SITUATION: PERFORM A TEST TO ELIMINATE ONE POSSIBILITY, THEN ACCEPT WHAT REMAINS."

Panel 2:

• Caption: "SOON…"
• Character 3: "I'M COATING MYSELF IN MACERATED WORMS!"
• Character 3 (screaming): "AAAH!"

Panel 3:

• Character 3: "HEY! DO YOU STILL WANNA DISCUSS WHAT KIND OF MUSIC WE BOTH LIKE?"

Panel 4:

• Character 4: (silent)

Panel 5:

• Character 4: "SHALLOW."