Comic #3948: the-lord-sayeth
Description
Comic Description:
The comic features a scene with a central figure resembling a traditional depiction of Jesus. He has long hair and a beard, and he is gesturing with his arms raised wide. Surrounding him are several other figures, appearing to listen attentively.
Text:
At the top of the panel: "AND WHEN THE MAN SAT DOWN, IT WAS AS IF THE SALT SEA WERE UPON THE LAND."
At the bottom of the panel: "Jesus once again gave his parable about wiping down gym equipment after use."
The comic presents a humorous twist on a biblical setting, contrasting serious language with a modern, relatable message about gym etiquette.