Comic #3979: being-president

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Panel 1: Person 1: "You ever imagine what it’d be like to be president?" Person 2: "All the time!"

Panel 2: Person 3: "On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom, please accept this bust of John Locke, a founding philosopher of both of our modern traditions." Person 4: "Thank you. Thank you so much."

Panel 3: Person 5: "On behalf of America, please accept this bag of…" Person 6 (shocked): "Oh my God!" Person 5 (yelling): "The bag is on fire! Put it out!"

Panel 4: Person 7: "Was… was there dog poo in the bag?" (Background laughter)

Panel 5: Text: "Hahahahahaha!"

Panel 6: Text: "Later…" Person 8: "The President wishes to express his regret for owning Britain so hard."

Panel 7: Person 9: "I think I'd focus on fixing infrastructure." Person 10: "That would make escape easier."