Comic #5149: thief

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Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Woman: "HELP! MY PURSE!"
• Thug: "BACK OFF, CROOK!"

Panel 2:

• Superhero: "HERE YOU ARE, MA'AM!"
• Woman: "HOW WERE YOU SO FAST!?"

Panel 3:

• Superhero: "I WASN'T."
• Woman: "YOU WERE BOTH JUST GLUED TO YOUR PHONES DURING THE ENTIRE MUGGING."

Panel 4:

• Superhero: "IN FACT, THE CRIMINAL HASN'T EVEN REALIZED I TOOK BACK THE PURSE."
• Thug: "GOD, CELEBRITIES ARE DUMB."

Panel 5:

• Woman: "BUT HOW…"
• Woman: "HOW…"

Panel 6:

• Woman: "WHAT THE!?"

Panel 7:

• Woman: "HE DISAPPEARED SOMEHOW!"
• Woman: "LEAVE HIM, JENNIFER! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!"

This transcription captures the dialogue and action in each panel.