Comic #2719: 2012-10-27

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Panel 1: Person A: "I HAVE A TINY PENIS." Person B: "HM?" Person C: "THAT'S YOUR PICKUP LINE?"

Panel 2: Person A: "IT'S SO TINY, IT AFFECTED MY BODY IMAGE, FORCING ME TO SPEND EVERY SPARE MOMENT MASTERING THE SENSUAL ARTS."

Panel 3: Person A: "I HAVE MORE ANATOMIC KNOWLEDGE THAN A DOCTOR, MORE KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR NERVES THAN A NEUROLOGIST, MORE EROTIC EXPERTISE THAN A GIG-OLO, I KNOW EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY ALREADY BY TOUCH. BY SMELL. BY TASTE."

Panel 4: Person B: "OH, THERE ARE OTHER MEN IN THIS BAR WITH TINY PENISES…" Person A: "BUT NONE SO TINY, SO THIMBLE-LIKE, AS MINE."

Panel 5: Person A: "WHEN SHAKESPEARE SAID 'SWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERSITY…'"

Panel 6: Person B: "HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY WIENER." Person B: "TAKE ME NOW."