Comic #4011: the-future-of-work

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Panel 1:

• Text: "Thanks to new technology in neurocomputing, we can detect the moment when worker attention lapses."

Panel 2:

• Text: "In order to increase your productivity, we're putting a small cannula in the base of every worker's skull."

Panel 3:

• Text: "When lapsed attention is detected, a tiny dose of amphetamine will be released directly into the brain."
• Dialogue: "Questions?"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Isn't this horrible?"
• Character 2: "Not from a revenue standpoint."
• Character 3: "Isn't this illegal?"
• Character 4: "Not from a revenue standpoint."

Panel 5:

• Character 5: "If I come in drunk, will I get, just like the best high ever?"

Panel 6:

• Dialogue: "Uh…"
• Dialogue: "Well…"
• Character 1: "I…"

Panel 7:

• Text: "And so…"
• Character 1: "Formatting margins is how I taste God."

Bottom of the comic:

• Text: "smbc-comics.com"

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