Comic #6460: soulmate-2

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Panel 1: "Thanks to advanced AI, you don’t have to wait for a soulmate! We can create one based on your objectively-assessed psychological parameters!"

Panel 2: "Someone who’ll appreciate your innermost wants and share their own! Someone who’ll help you get up when you’re down! Someone strong where you are weak and guiding where you are strong. Someone to push you to be your strongest, most beautiful, most honest self!"

Panel 3: "Ah. Right. Right right right. The thing, however, is that…" Sigh

Panel 4: "We also have a sexy robot that’ll insist none of your problems are your fault and will do the dishes." "It’s cool with emotional neglect, right?"

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