Comic #3236: 2014-03-28
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character 1: "Baby, for you, I would climb a mountain, swim an ocean, cross a kids' amusement park with a swastika on my forehead, wearing a cap with 'Fuck Single Moms' written on it, while I record it for the internet?"
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "I… why?"
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "All the other stuff I offered to do would also make you attractive to other potential partners while enhancing your social status generally."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "Clearly you're hedging your bets in case things don't work out. If you were really devoted to me, you'd do something that made you destestable to anyone but me."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "So, I guess what I'm asking is do you love me, or do you think I'm an idiot who can't tell self-interest from devotion?"
Panel 6:
- Character 2: "Okay, I'll do the swastika thing."
Panel 7:
- Character 1: "You… you will? Oh, Hank!"
Panel 8:
- Character 3: "Soon…"
- Character 4: "What the hell was that?"
Panel 9:
- Text: "The greatest romantic of all time."
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