Comic #2060: 2011-01-03
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character 1 (Charlotte): An older woman, looking concerned, is standing beside a hospital bed. She has short, curly hair and is wearing a necklace.
- Character 2 (Johnny): An older man lying in bed with an IV drip beside him. He has a slight smile.
Text in Panel 1:
- Charlotte: "I have a confession, Charlotte."
- Johnny: "Oh, it's too late for anything to bother me, Johnny."
Panel 2:
- Charlotte: She looks worried and asks a question.
- Johnny: He appears nonchalant.
Text in Panel 2:
- Charlotte: "Was it another woman?"
- Johnny: "No."
- Charlotte: "Was it a crime you committed?"
- Johnny: "No."
Panel 3:
- Johnny: He has a mischievous expression.
Text in Panel 3:
- Johnny: "Every night for the last 60 years, I took picture of my testicles on your forehead while you were asleep. This morning, I made a flipbook and put it on the internet."
Panel 4:
- Charlotte: She looks shocked, and a lightning bolt indicates her surprise.
- Johnny: Laughing heartily.
Text in Panel 4:
- Charlotte: "You have 27,102 new messages."
- Johnny: "HA HA HA HA HA!"
Panel 5 (Flashback):
- Character A (younger Charlotte): A younger woman in bed.
- Character B (younger Johnny): A younger man beside her.
Text in Panel 5:
- Younger Charlotte: "Are you mad because I said women are better schemers than men?"
- Younger Johnny: "No, no, I already forgot about that. Get some sleep, baby."
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