Comic #1026: 2008-01-26

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Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1 (from behind a counter): "I'M PRETTY SURE WE DON'T ACCEPT IOUS ENDORSED BY SATAN."

Panel 2:

• Character 2 (holding a note that says "INFINITY DOLLARS"): "Life tip: When selling your soul, always ask for cash up front."