Comic #1291: 2008-11-01

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Panel 1: "In conclusion, I may not be able to afford a lawyer, but I don’t need one, since I have three videos of the defendant shooting me in the stomach while shouting his name."

Panel 2: "OBJECTION! The jury will note that my client is a wealthy celebrity!"

Bottom Text: "VERDICT: GUILTY
CHARGE: BULLET THEFT"

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