Comic #2894: 2013-04-20
Description
Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic panels:
Panel 1:
- Left character: "I think you're the best, baby."
- Right character: "I think YOU'RE the best."
Panel 2:
- Left character: "Well, we can't BOTH be the best."
- Right character: "In which case, one of us must be wrong. But if that person is wrong, she can't be the best!"
Panel 3:
- Left character: "So, if I'm right and you're the best, then you're wrong about me being the best, in which case you're not the best, in which case I'm wrong and—"
- Both characters: "AAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAH!"
Panel 4:
- Left character (on the phone): "Hello, 911? My wife is being so literal that she's caught in a logical paradox."
Panel 5:
- Right character (on the phone): "He says to relax all your muscles and breathe."
- Left character: "THAT’S impossible!"
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