Comic #739: 2007-04-05

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Panel 1: Character 1: "I'M GONNA GO CHEAT ON YOU WITH MY SECRETARY WHILE IMAGINING THE LOVELIFE WE HAD WHEN WE WERE NEWLYWEDS."

Panel 2: Character 2: "I'M GONNA SIT UP WAITING FOR YOU AND CRYING, DRINK MYSELF INTO A STUPOR, THEN YELL SOMETHING PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING TO THE KIDS."

Bottom Caption: "The foundation of a good marriage is honesty."