Comic #3915: bacteria-sex

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Sweetie, it's time we had the sex talk."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "530 million years ago, some bacteria decided to exchange their DNA to make a new bacterium."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Long story short, now if you wanna have a baby, you have to squeeze it out of your vagina."
• Character 2: "What?!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Yep. That's why I always tell you to use antibacterial soap."
• Character 2: "For revenge."