Comic #4388: blood-of-the-bayesian

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Panel 1: "I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A MOVIE CALLED 'BAYESIAN VAMPIRE'."

Panel 2: "A MAN IS BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE … AND BECOMES ONE."

Panel 3: "GIVEN THE LACK OF EVIDENCE FOR VAMPIRES, AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE BIOLOGICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE, HE KNOWS THAT THE ODDS OF HIS BEING A VAMPIRE ARE QUITE LOW."

Panel 4: "HUH. NO REFLECTION. MOST LIKELY AN OPTICAL ILLUSION."

Panel 5: "I PROBABLY JUST THINK I LUST FOR BLOOD BECAUSE I HAVE B12 DEFICIENCY."

Panel 6: "BUT GIVEN HIS LOW PRIORS, HE ENDS UP DYING BEFORE CHANGING HIS MIND."

Panel 7: "THAT'S FUNNY. DOES MY BODY USUALLY TURN INTO ASH WHEN EXPOSED TO THE NOONDAY SUN?"

Panel 8: "I SHOULD REALLY KEEP A DIARY."

Panel 9: "RATIONAL SKEPTICISM IS THE NEW SEXY!"

Panel 10: "WHAT'S YOUR EVIDENCE FOR THAT CLAIM?"

Panel 11: "I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE SEXY!" —

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