Comic #6931: singed

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Here's a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "IF YOU SAW A CHILD DROWNING IN A RIVER, BUT YOU COULDN'T SAVE HIM WITHOUT MESSING YOUR CLOTHES… WOULD YOU DO IT ANYWAY?"
• Character 2: "NO! NEVER!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "I'VE READ THE PETER SINGER BOOK WHERE HE POSES THAT EXAMPLE!"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "THE MOMENT I SAVE THAT KID, IN ORDER TO BE CONSISTENT I GOTTA TREAT EVERY KID EVERYWHERE WITH THE SAME IMPARTIAL DECENCY! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PRICE TAG?!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "IT'S NOT SUSTAINABLE! SURE, IF I'D NEVER READ SINGER, THE KID WOULD BE WORTH SAVING. BUT NOW? DROWN! DROWN, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "I'D HATE TO SEE WHAT YOU DO IN A RUNAWAY TROLLEY."

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "KILL THE CROWD. FEWER WITNESSES."

Caption:

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