Comic #619: 2006-12-03

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Comic Description:

• The comic is made up of six panels arranged in two rows and three columns.
• Each panel features two characters: a man with short hair and a woman with medium-length hair.
• The background is plain, allowing the dialogue to stand out clearly.
• The panels depict a conversation timeline about various historical events, culminating in a humorous personal anecdote.

Transcribed Text:

Top Row:

1. (Ten hours ago)
   • Man: "So, 13.7 billion years ago, an incredibly dense point of…"
   • Woman: [Listening]
2. (Eight hours ago)
   • Man: "… amino acids came together, forming complex poly…"
   • Woman: [Listening]
3. (Six hours ago)
   • Man: "… Australopithecines developed bi-pedalism which…"
   • Woman: [Listening]

Middle Row:

1. (Four hours ago)
   • Man: "… then Aristotle, born in 384 B.C. was…"
   • Woman: [Listening]
2. (Two hours ago)
   • Man: "…and in 1905, a man named Ernest Hackett met my mother."
   • Woman: [Listening]

Bottom Row:

1. • Woman: "Very eloquent. But, you know what would’ve been better? If you had STARTED with 'You have herpes.'"

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