Comic #5924: relativity

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Panel 1: "When antimatter production became cheap, so did powerful propulsion."

Panel 2: "We control the movement of the solar system now!" "By controlling speed, we control time!"

Panel 3: "We decided to accelerate Earth close to light speed." "Time will halt for us while other civilizations get high tech! Then they'll show up and make us into immortal sex-gods!"

Panel 4: "It turns out every civilization does this at the same point in their development." "IMMORTAL SEX-GODS!"

Panel 5: "We're not alone."

Panel 6: "We're all just waiting."

(With several characters depicted in the last panel, including a character with three eyes, a green character, and others.)