Comic #3936: unicorns

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Description

Here's the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "The unicorns live in the woods. And, they will only play with you if you're a virgin."
• Child: "What? How would they figure that out?"
• Person 2: "They just know."

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "I can detect an intact hymen at 200 paces."

Panel 3:

• Child: "I think I'm done with unicorns."
• Person 2: "Yeah, they creep me out, too."

This comic humorously addresses the topic of unicorns and associated myths with a surreal twist.